Coldplay’s Chris Martin has revealed that he has had a ringing sound in his head for the last ten years, which he claims isn’t from his wife Gwyneth Paltrow. Says Digital Spy,

Chris Martin has revealed that he has suffered from tinnitus for over ten years, and has fronted a new campaign highlighting the infliction.

The Coldplay frontman explained that he has had the ear condition for the past decade, suffering from ringing in his ears and painful headaches.

Doctors have reportedly warned him that he must wear earplugs in order to save his music career.

“I’ve had tinnitus for about ten years, but since I started protecting my ears it hasn’t got any worse – touch wood,” he said in a statement.

“The band use moulded filter plugs, or in-ear monitors. You can use industrial headphones but they look strange at a party.”

Listening to loud music at gigs or in headphones are common causes of the condition, and Martin believes this is most the likely case for him.

An insider added: “Chris suffered with terrible ringing in his ears and excruciating headaches. If he hadn’t sought treatment, he might not be performing today.

“When he does perform, he wears ear monitors to prevent hearing loss.”

Well, the upside to it is he has an excuse to wear earplugs around his Cunty McCuntersons wife as she expounds on the benefits of existing on only raw plant materials, or cleansing her colon with lavendar-infused water or whatever else she yaps about. He can just simply tap his ears, shrug his shoulders, and say, “I’m sorry, I can’t hear you. Tinnitus, you know.”

Jennifer Love Hewitt on the set of Extra at The Grove:

Coldplay frontman Chris Martin is reportedly cheating on wife Gwyneth Paltrow with actress Kate Bosworth. Ooh, it’s about to get all kinds of Dynasty in here! According to Star Magazine

[Everyone is talking] about Chris Martin’s hot make-out session with a beautiful blonde who wasn’t Gwyneth Paltrow. In fact, the Brit singer was locking lips with his better half’s good friend, Kate Bosworth!

“I couldn’t believe my eyes,” an eyewitness [says]. “There was Chris totally making out with Kate in front of other people. At first I thought it might be Gwyneth, but when she came up for air, it was clear the woman was Kate!”

So Chris has a thing for pale, anemic-loooking blonds with bird necks, huh? I guess it’s the closest thing to making love to himself without actually having to use his own fist.

Kate showing nips in Tank magazine:

The Grammy Awards were last night, and they were a total snoozefest.  Admittedly, I was powerfully hungover all day yesterday, but I watched the Grammys and they were so boring that I swear I fell asleep at least nine times before they finally ended.  Every performance that wasn’t Radiohead sucked, and  nearly everyone looked like ass on fire.  The header pic is Coldplay, who (naturally) showed up looking particularly jackassy.  Nothing awesome happened at all, and if there were any funny acceptance speeches then they were during my bouts of unconsciousness.  Here’s a round-up of the shiny, the slutty, and the strange.

Carrie Underwood looked super boring, but otherwise okay I guess:

Miley Cyrus was dressed like she was attending the funeral of her own dignity:

Taylor Swift was in mourning with Miley, apparently:

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