Jesus jumproping Christ, I hate Katy Perry so hard.  But I love you worthless pervs and I suffer for you, so here are pictures of her ginormous rack trussed up in leather for the June/July ‘09 issue of Complex magazine.  There’s an interview you can read if you wanna clicky the linky, but I don’t like what happens when Katy Perry makes words with her mouth so I refuse to read it myself.

“Slumdog Millionaire” star Freida Pinto sexes up the pages of next month’s Maxim magazine, but you wouldn’t know it was her to look at the pictures. I don’t know why Maxim insists on photoshopping the hell out of everything they touch. Just compare the picture above with this picture from next month’s Glamour. I wouldn’t even think the two women were related, much less the same person. Unless it was for her role as Teri Hatcher’s evil Latina twin, I’d say Maxim really fucked this one up big time.

Maxim and Glamour pics, plus a bunch of older ones from various T&A magazines:

Actress Olivia Munn gets all dolled up for Halloween in the October issue Complex Magazine by staying true to the real meaning of the holiday: being a gigantic whore. Next to Assover and the Anal Tuesday*, it’s the practically the biggest holiday for sluts the world over!

*_{Arbor Day comes in at a close second.}

Olivia Munn’s hot Complex video:

Danity Kane star(?) Aubrey O’Day is featured in next month’s issue of Complex magazine, in which she divulges her penchant for masturbating to biracial porn and discussing the female menstrual cycle. An excerpt from the interview below:

Aubrey O’Day: If I have to be ridiculed and called a whore and the party animal and the dumb girl for the rest of my career, I’m OK with that. Because I love who I am.

When people hear you’re best friends with Jenna Jameson, they think—

Aubrey O’Day: [They think that] I’m going to do sex tapes and porn. Jenna and I never even talk about porn. I think one time Jenna and I had a conversation about having sex on your period. There was some new guy I was dating, and it was the first time we were going to go there, and he was weird about it. So I ask Jenna for advice and she’s like, “Honey, it’s just a little war paint, who cares?”

Is this an uncomfortable subject?

Aubrey O’Day: Oh, it’s fine. I love talking about my period.

Well, I suppose it’s something that can be broached with—

Aubrey O’Day: —someone you trust. Or you could just have anal sex.

Ha, ha — let’s just stop right there! My monacle’s getting all steamed up from so much classiness. Okay, all better now.

Aubrey O’Day: I love porn.

You love watching it?

Aubrey O’Day: Totally. I watch YouPorn. [My favorite star is] Jenna Jameson, obviously.

Is it weird watching your BFF?

Aubrey O’Day: I watched her before she was my BFF, I don’t watch her anymore. I was actually masturbating one night to, like, Anal Sex Compilation #3 or whatever, and she was in it and I was like, “Oh no!” I had to turn it off. It was horrible.

I usually watch black guys doing white girls, that’s my little fetish, even though in real life race isn’t a factor for me. Really, I’m more turned on by watching the girls than the guys. I love someone who looks like they’re really into sex.

Aaand stop. Jesus. I don’t even know where to start. There’s sluttiness, and then there’s this. Can you say “tranny skankwad?” Because I can’t. On account of the harelip. So pity me, you heartless assholes.