Jan 24, 2012
Demi Moore was rushed to the hospital last night for some sort of substance abuse issue, although just what substance she was abusing remains to be seen. TMZ says:
A 911 call was placed at 10:45 PM Monday night. Paramedics responded to Demi’s L.A. home and after assessing her for a half hour, she was transported to a local hospital.
Sources tell us she is being placed in a facility to “seek further professional assistance.” Our sources say the treatment is for substance abuse.
Demi’s rep [said], “Because of the stresses in her life right now, Demi has chosen to seek professional assistance to treat her exhaustion and improve her overall health. She looks forward to getting well and is grateful for the support of her family and friends.”
In case you’re wondering, that’s not Demi Moore up there on the cover of Grazia magazine. It’s actually Victoria’s Secret moodel Miranda Kerr, because A) she’s Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr, B) she’s in a Wonder Woman costume, and because C) Demi Moore looks like E.T. in a Cher wig. Even Flat Stanley has more curves than that bitch does.
Oct 31, 2011
Gwen Stefani’s Cinderella doesn’t look anything like the Cinderella I met at Disney World when I was a kid. This Cinderella looks like she should be offering to bareback guys for meth under the Magic Kingdom overpass.
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
Aug 5, 2011
A sneak peak at Anne Hathaway’s costume as Catwoman in the upcoming Dark Knight Rises was revealed today, with one very surprising detail–there’s not a pair of kitty ears in sight. MTV.com says,
On Friday morning (August 5), fanboys got their first look at Hathaway in her catsuit after some production stills from Christopher Nolan’s “The Dark Knight Rises” made their way online.
The pic, however, shows a Catwoman quite different from other film incarnations. There are no feline ears, half-masks or strategically placed costume tears like the ones on Berry’s 2004 getup. Instead, Hathaway, with her hair tied back in a ponytail, sports black goggles and a skintight black jumpsuit while riding what appears to be the Batpod.
When grilled about her role as Selina Kyle, a.k.a. the Catwoman, the 28-year-old actress said nothing. “I signed a blood oath,” she told Total Film on Wednesday, refusing to give up the goods. “Bloody thumbprint on the paper.”
This is probably a smart move by Nolan since he’s going for more of a “real world” feel to his Batman movies (aside from you know, Batman wearing a full-on costume). And walking around with a tail and a pair of kitty ears tends to make people take you less seriously. At least that’s the vibe I get when I go to the grocery store in my Julie Newmar-style Catwoman costume.
On the set of The Dark Knight Rises in Pittsburgh:
Jul 26, 2011
Permanent D-lister and shameless attention whore Adrianne Curry can’t go anywhere without her tits and ass on display, so naturally an Aeon Flux costume was a perfect choice for her to wear to Comic-Con. Too bad the cops didn’t feel the same way. The Daily Mail says:
Adrianne, 28, wore wore a very skimpy outfit that left little to the imagination — exposing her backside.
But security were unimpressed and she was sent packing.
She later tweeted to tell fans what had happened.
Adrianne wrote: ‘Just got stopped by a ton of cops…my costume is illegal…. the butt … sigh.’
She returned to the event later in the day wearing a similarly raunchy ensemble, although she made sure the PVC number covered her from top to toe.
And of course, this is what she changed into. She’s an “Imperial Dominatrix.” Please. That’s not even a real Star Wars character. Not unless Governor Tarkin’s got some cross-dressing brother named Mistress Tarkin I don’t know about.
Adrianne in Playboy in 2008, because making sure you see her naked sometime in your life is her ultimate goal:
May 31, 2011
Shameless Twitter whore Adrianne Curry and husband Peter Brady announced on what would have been their fifth wedding anniversary that are separating. Us Magazine says:
Five years after tying the knot, Christopher Knight and Adrianne Curry have decided to end their marriage.
[Their spokesperson said]: “The decision was mutually reached after it became clear that some perspective was needed in order to assess their unique union… They still love one another but need some distance to consider their future.”
Knight, 53, known for his role as Peter Brady in the 1970s’s hit The Brady Bunch, met Curry, 28, while they were housemates on the VH1 series The Surreal Life. Their on-screen romance let to their own spin-off series My Fair Brady, which documented their engagement, wedding and first year of marriage.
I don’t buy their separation for a second. This whole thing stinks of Speidi faux-divorce-in-the-hopes-of-garnering-a-reality-show-out-of-it schemes and machinations. I’m sure Adrianne has realized that gratuitous self-exposure on Twitter will only get her so far in life. For real success, you gotta go cable or porn.
Twitter, how do I love thee:
Feb 11, 2011
Ho-hum. Lady Gaga’s constant sexually-themed quotes are getting old. I sometimes think she sits around trying to think of something shocking to say. Celebrity Fix says,
Gaga has revealed to US Vogue magazine that performing on stage is her ultimate turn on.
“Sometimes, being on stage is like having sex with my fans,” said the 24-year-old.
“They’re the only people on the planet who, in an instant, can make me just lose it.”
You know, I’m starting to think that she’s really a virgin and she’s making all this crap up. It could be she’s like Allison Reynolds from the Breakfast Club. She lies about having all these sexual experiences, wears weird clothes and does strange shit to get attention because she’s neglected by her workaholic parents at home. Maybe all little Stefani really needs is a hug! I don’t think I’d be up to giving her a hug, since I really don’t like her. Do you think a punch would suffice?
Smoke and mirrors, my friends. Smoke and mirrors:
Nov 2, 2010
This must be what happens when there’s a toxic waste spill on Forest Moon of Endor. Hat FAIL.
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin Online
