Now that she’s had a change of heart and decided to embrace her Latina roots, Jessica Alba dressed up as Dora the Explorer for Halloween. Just one of many “eh-strong Latina woman” costumes from which to choose if you’re a girl of color, I’m sure. Like, um… let’s see… well, there’s Rosario from “Will and Grace.” She’s one. And that midget from Fantasy Island, whats-her-name. (On second thought, that might have been a man. I don’t think anybody really knows for sure.) Oh, and Charo, right? I almost forgot about Charo! Cuchi-cuchi! See, there’s a ton of options. Good for Jessica for trouncing the traditional demeaning Latina eh-stereotype.

Jessica Alba as Dora and husband Cash Warren as Diego:

Kate Beckinsale as Adam Ant:

Helena Christensen as a painter’s palette:

Brooke Shields in a Cleopatra flapper wig as… her daughter’s pimp? I don’t know:

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News Online

Here’s one of your favorite people you love to hate, Lady Gaga performing at G-A-Y at Heaven in London, in more stupid costumes. I’m so appreciative that she was nice enough to use a big triangle to point out that the crotch of her fishnets hanging out, otherwise I might have missed it in all the sparkle and ruffles. All her ridiculous costumes are like smoke and mirrors to distract you away from the fact that her music sucks, but it doesn’t quite work. Kind of like how when you take a big stinky dump and try to cover it up with some Glade, but then it just ends up smelling like hot flowery ass.

Making her gay fans squeal like little girls:

Actress Olivia Munn gets all dolled up for Halloween in the October issue Complex Magazine by staying true to the real meaning of the holiday: being a gigantic whore. Next to Assover and the Anal Tuesday*, it’s the practically the biggest holiday for sluts the world over!

*_{Arbor Day comes in at a close second.}

Olivia Munn’s hot Complex video:

Lindsay Lohan will be one of the millions dressing up as Vice Presidential Nominee Sarah Palin this Halloween. According to the NY Daily News

[Lindsay's] costume will include the glasses, the perky red suit and ample cleavage. Even better, Lohan gal pal Sam Ronson is thinking about dressing as Sarah’s snow-machine-ridin’ hunky hubby, Todd, to complete the package.

The most predictable costume of 2008? I have to say I’m a little disappointed. I thought Lindsay would go the irony route and dress up as Anne Heche. Something a little more tongue-in-cheek, you know. Because the whole “tongue-in-vagina” bit isn’t foolin’ anybody!

Speaking of costumes, Jessica Simpson dressed as Dale, Jr. at the Bank of America 500 this weekend: