45-year old Courtney Cox shot some bikini scenes for her soon-to-be-canceled show “Cougar Town” on the Will Rogers State Beach in Malibu last week. I have to admit, she looks pretty darn good for her age. She’s like a fine wine or imported cheese. And not just because she appears to have a cork up her ass and you can see all those blue veins on the backs of her thighs, either. That’s just a happy coincidence.

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News

It really got ugly when George Clooney ran into his best friend Brad Pitt’s ex-wife Jennifer Aniston outside Bar Nineteen12 at the Night Before gala in Beverly Hills on Saturday. And by “got ugly” I mean “she sprinted away huffily.” Take that, you silver-haired rake! OK! Magazine says

“George attempted to be friendly, but Jen wasn’t having it,” one eyewitness tells OK!. “After enduring a few minutes of the actor’s presence, Jen turned on her heels and made a beeline for the Sunset Ballroom.” Courtney, naturally joined Jen, leaving… husband David [Arquette] to make awkward small talk with George.

Nothing shows somebody who’s boss like running away from them. Like France in World War II or my birth father when I was four, it’s the only way to truly convey what a sniveling little coward you are. Wetting your pants and screaming for mommy comes in at a distant second.