Courtney Love Killed Her Kid’s Pets

In newly released testimony from her 2009 legal petition for a restraining order against mother Courtney Love, Frances Bean Cobain accused mommy dearest of killing the family dog and cat and dragging her along on drunken domestic altercations with various ex-boyfriends. I bet that makes Mother’s Day kinda awkward — don’t know that Hallmark makes …

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Courtney Love Has a Ball

You know, this is a total step up from those plain metal ballsacks that some guys with an overweening sense of machismo attach to the hitch of their trucks. If you’re going to do it, then go balls out. Ha! Ha! Zing! Courtney Love, bastion of sobriety and clean living via Twitter (last one with …

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Courtney Love is Broke

Courtney Love’s life continues to sink ever further into her own self-made Hole of Suck. Look for her soon at bumming coins at your local gas station! Now Magazine explains, Courtney Love’s crazy lifestyle is finally taking its toll. In a text to a friend, she said: ‘I’m f***ed now, dude. 
I have 120 bucks, …

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