Talk show host Ellen DeGeneres has been announced as the newest face of Cover Girl cosmetics. E Online reports

The Emmy-winning daytime queen… will star in a new print and commercial ad campaign that’s rolling out in January. [DeGeneres said], “I am very, very excited about it. It’s a very cool thing, I’m honored, and the photo shoot was ‘Easy, Breezy, Beautiful, CoverGirl.’ “

Cover Girl is really trying to cover all the bases here. They’ve got Drew Barrymore for the white women, Rihanna for black women, Queen Latifah for fat women, and now Ellen DeGeneres for middle-aged lesbians. But what about dyslexic Mongolian power lifters? How long will that target demographic be ignored? It’s time that cosmetic companies started catering to the learning-disabled barbell-wielding women of East-Central Asia! We will not be ignored!

Megan Fox at the L.A. premier of Eagle Eye yesterday because she’s not middle-aged and ugly like some cover girls I know: