Lindsay’s #1 Fan!

This is the kind of quality person that Lindsay Lohan attracts. Can I say it? Ewwwww. Creepy McCreepersons here was patiently waiting in the wee hours of the morning to see his idol. I don’t think even Lindsay deserves to have this dude stalking her. Okay, I take that back. She does. It’s a loser …

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Noah Cyrus Likes the Thug Life

Noah Cyrus, ten-year-old sister of Miley Cyrus, has been on this site twice, both times for being creepy and disturbing (once for dressing like a child prostitute and once for appearing in a YouTube video singing and dancing to Akon’s “Smack That”). Not satisfied with freaking people out by acting like a preteen whore, Noah …

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Babies are Creepy

At least they are when Evian water uses digitally enhanced ones in their commercial. I’d imagine that overpriced name brand water is taking a hit right now, but surely they could come up with something less creepy. Can’t sleep, roller skating babies will eat me!

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