Camille Grammer’s revelation that “Frasier” star Kelsey Grammer likes dressing up in women’s clothes was apparently just the tip of the gender-bending iceberg. And yes, I mean “just the tip” in the “pin my chest to my knees and call me an ugly woman” sort of way. Radar Online says:

Not only does Kelsey like dressing in women’s clothing, another source told us, “but he also prefers having sex while dressed as a woman.”

Kelsey is not gay, the source insists, but “sexually he pushed limits. He was into, let’s just say, having women treat him like a woman in terms of what was done in the bedroom.”

Treat him “like a woman” you say? You mean like teabag him while you satisfy your own selfish needs, then slip him two in the pink and one in the stink while he sobs into his pillow the fetal position? I dunno, maybe that’s only my husband.

Brooklyn Decker in Esquire, because Kelsey Grammer is old and disgusting:

If the thought of Kelsey Grammer’s sex tape didn’t want to make you gouge out your mind’s eye, try this one on for size: What if he made them while dressed as a woman? Says Digital Spy,

Camille Grammer has hinted that her former husband Kelsey enjoys cross-dressing.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star, who filed for divorce from the ex-Frasier actor last year, made the insinuations during an interview with Howard Stern.

When asked if Kelsey was gay, Camille said that he had taken a role in La Cage aux Folles “for another reason”.

Stern then asked if she was suggesting that her ex-partner enjoys wearing women’s clothing, to which Camille replied: “I didn’t say it.”

Sources close to Real Housewives told TMZ that Camille has made similar comments following her separation from the actor.

Kelsey’s representative said in a statement: “While it is not clear why Camille Grammer continues making public statements about her marriage to Kelsey, it is crystal clear that Kelsey will continue not responding, regardless of content.”

Who’s the bigger freak: The freak who does weird shit or the person who marries the freak who does weird shit? I’ve got my eye on you, Camille Grammer.

Kelsey with his lady love Kayte Walsh:

Recognize the ugly dude with the shiny T-zone above? It’s none other than Lady Gaga in the September issue of Vogue Hommes Japan. I swear this isn’t a joke. The Daily Mail says:

Lady Gaga seems to have managed to pull another fashion surprise by posing as a man.

A series of photographs [taken by renowned photographer Nick Knight] show the singer dressed in suits with her normally platinum hair gelled up in a dark quiff.

[Gaga's regular stylist Nicola Formichetti] posted the images on her blog, but mysteriously lists the model’s name as ‘Jo Calderone.’

Perhaps the pictures are Gaga’s idea of poking fun at rumors that she is a hermaphrodite.

‘I love the rumor that I have a penis. I’m fascinated by it,’ she said in a recent TV interview.

Dressing up like a man will definitely show all those haters just how wrong they are about her being a hermaphrodite. Like how painting my van to look like an ice cream truck and driving it to the playground and pretending I need help finding my lost puppy will show everybody how wrong they are about me. Who’s the creepy pervert now, jerks? Yeah, that’s what I thought!

It’s been a while since we’ve had a good Name That Celebrity, so I’m resurrecting it for today’s cross-dressing edition. It’s a toughie. I have to admit, even I didn’t know who it was when I first saw it, so I’m going to be generous and give you a hint: today’s Name That Celebrity smells of hair plugs and genital stank. Our boy has a real penchant for fornicating. Plus he’s bald. Give him a beer gut and a “My, Those Boobs Look Heavy, May I Hold Them for You?” t-shirt and he’s practically my Uncle Sal. Only Uncle Sal has way too much dignity to have ever starred in something as god-awful as “Alfie.”

The big reveal after the jump

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