If Your Head is Already Empty, Can You Still Medidate?

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Spencer Pratt Meditating

If you’re a normal person and you like to do yoga and meditate and shit, you probably don’t have a 1500 pound crystal set up in your room, right? You also probably don’t pose for pictures while doing said meditation. Then again you’re not Spencer Pratt, who believes his every moment is meant to be photographed and disseminated to the masses. At this point all I can hope for is for the crystal to fall over and crush him, but I know that’s hoping for too much. You just know he wouldn’t go that easily. After a nuclear holocaust, all that would survive would be him, roaches, and Mexican radio stations.