May 28, 2009
Britain’s Got Talent’s “Hairy Angel” Susan Boyle shocked fans and hotel guests alike with two separate expletive-laden rants in the space of 24 hours. According to The Sun
Susan flew into rage on Tuesday night after [Britain's Got Talent] judge Piers Morgan lavished praise on [fellow contestant] Shaheen Jafargholi. Susan - watching on the hotel bar’s TV with Shaheen’s pals, family and show fans - stood and screamed “fuck off” before flicking a “V” at the screen and storming out.
More than 100 people saw her tantrum.
“She got up, did one of those strange wiggling dances that she does, and then stuck two fingers up at the TV. Then she marched off. We didn’t see her again. Everyone was shocked by her outburst.”
But the sailor talk didn’t end there:
Cops intervened [the next day] after Susan, 48, went berserk in the lobby of the Wembley Plaza Hotel when two strangers set out to “wind her up.” The Scottish singer was heard to roar: “How fucking dare you! You can’t fucking talk to me like that.”
One of two cops stationed at the hotel went up and asked: “Is there a problem?”
Susan roared: “Of course there’s a fucking problem” [and]… turned on her heel and marched out the exit followed by her family, production staff and the cops.
TV producers ushered her back upstairs after police finished speaking to her.
Why is everyone so surprised by this? Of course she’s crazy. She’s a 48-year old virgin, for Chrissakes. Men will voluntarily fuck a park bench or a picnic table or even Paris Hilton after the right amount of alcohol, so if you’re a woman and half a century’s gone by without a man getting anywhere near your puss, it’s time to invest in multiple litter boxes and a prescription for crazy pills.
Feb 3, 2009
Remember that little story about Christian Bale going berserk on the “Terminator Salvation” photography director for inadvertently walking on the set in the middle of his scene? Well, the audio of the event has made its way online, and it’s even worse than you imagined:
Bale says “I want you off the fucking set, you prick.”
“I’m sorry,” [the director of photography] replies.
“No, don’t just be sorry. Think for one fucking second,” Bale shouts. “What the fuck are you doing? Are you a professional or not?”
“Yes, I am.”
“No, no. Am I gonna fucking rip your lights down in the middle of the scene? What the fuck is it with you? What the fuck don’t you understand? You got any fucking idea about… Hey, it’s fucking distracting having somebody walking up behind Bryce [Dallas Howard] in the middle of the fucking scene. Give me a fucking answer. What don’t you get about it?”
Oh, and that’s just a little taste. It goes on and on for about four minutes, with Bale threatening to quit the movie unless the director of photography is fired. It’s awful. Really, the only way he could seem like more of an asshole is if he ended it by kicking a puppy and telling an orphan with Downs Syndrome to go fuck himself.
Click here to listen to the audio
At the Dark Knight premiere in Japan with his wife Sibi:
