This time of year is so filled with the magic and wonder of romance.  No, not the chocolate hearts and flowers Hallmark Valentine bullshit, you mincing nancy.  I’m referring, of course, to that special time each year when Sports Illustrated stops talking about boring stuff like actual sports, and instead puts out their annual Swimsuit Issue.  Love is in the air, dudes.

This year’s cover girl is Bar Refaeli, supermodel and Leonardo DiCaprio arm candy:

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Race car driver Danica Patrick became the first female ever to win the Indy Japan 300 on Saturday. Us Weekly reports

Patrick finished 5.8594 seconds ahead of former Dancing With the Stars champ Helio Castroneves on the 1.5-mile oval at Sunday’s race. It was her 50th Indy Car race.

Patrick became the first female driver ever to lead the race at the 2005 Indy 500, where she ended up coming in at fourth place.

That reminds me of this one time I made it straight through the state of Tennessee in less than an hour. And it’s 157 miles from Bowling Green to Huntsville, so you do the math. That’s pretty fucking fast. You divide the number of miles by the, uh, quotient ratio of minutes in an hour — carry the one and you get… math is for pussies who do the speed limit. Suckas!