Supposedly, this hairy caterpillar* squatting so obscenely on Daniel Craig’s face is because of his role in the Broadway play “A Steady Rain”, which co-stars Hugh Jackman and begins previewing next week.  Honestly though, I refuse to accept that as a reasonable excuse.  This is not what James Bond is supposed to look like.  I mean Jesus, he looks like Martin Mull.  Colonel Mustard is no James Bond, Mr. Craig.  I strongly suggest you get that thing off your face posthaste, and never defile yourself this way again.  Good day, sir.  I SAID GOOD DAY!

*It was brought to my attention in the comments that a moustache of this calibre should be known as a “Dirt Squirrel”.  I apologise for this shocking gap in my follicular vocabulary.  Also: hee!

A prettier, less hirsute Daniel Craig:

Because those bastard English are never happy unless they’re showing everyone else up, they also had an awards show last night.  It was the BAFTAs, and it was chock full of more interesting people in better clothes than the stupid losers at the Grammys.  Yay for red carpet round-ups (holy shit, I cannot wait for awards season to be over)!

Kate Winslet won yet another award, once again looked hot as hell doing it:

Brad’s still got that dumbass mustache, but Angelina didn’t wear a shapeless sack this time.  Her dress actually fit her and even had a sliver of colour!

Robert Downey, Jr. looked fantastic, and he was being so sweetly adorable with his wife that I think I got Diabetes just from looking at them:

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