Just a month after splitting with her baby daddy Darren Aronofsky, the gorgeous Rachel Weisz has officially moved on to labia-lipped Daniel Craig. Daily Mail says,

Only months after saying that she wanted to be a Bond Girl, Rachel Weisz has got her wish.

The actress appeared hand in hand with 007 actor Daniel Craig in the Dorset countryside.
They are enjoying a Christmas break together at a secluded £1,000-a-week cottage after finally going public with their romance.

Miss Weisz, 40, grew close to 42-year-old Craig while the two British stars played husband and wife in the forthcoming thriller Dream House.

During filming in March, she said: ‘We’ve been getting on really well and yet I still haven’t had an offer to be a Bond girl – but if he asks me I’d definitely do it!’

As recently as four weeks ago, the couple were still denying they were an item.

Wrapped up against the chill, on Christmas Eve Craig and Miss Weisz held hands as they took a two-mile stroll before stopping at a delicatessen to buy food and heading to a pub, where they spent the afternoon together.
Last night they were back at the picturesque property, which boasts a cinema, sauna, gym and a roof terrace. Craig, who sported several days’ stubble, again refused to comment on their relationship.

Daniel Craig is one lucky bastard. I bet he gave her a double “Oh! Oh!” seven for Christmas.

Kate Beckinsale in leggings, because big frumpy coats are anti-masturbatory:

Supposedly, this hairy caterpillar* squatting so obscenely on Daniel Craig’s face is because of his role in the Broadway play “A Steady Rain”, which co-stars Hugh Jackman and begins previewing next week.  Honestly though, I refuse to accept that as a reasonable excuse.  This is not what James Bond is supposed to look like.  I mean Jesus, he looks like Martin Mull.  Colonel Mustard is no James Bond, Mr. Craig.  I strongly suggest you get that thing off your face posthaste, and never defile yourself this way again.  Good day, sir.  I SAID GOOD DAY!

*It was brought to my attention in the comments that a moustache of this calibre should be known as a “Dirt Squirrel”.  I apologise for this shocking gap in my follicular vocabulary.  Also: hee!

A prettier, less hirsute Daniel Craig:

Because those bastard English are never happy unless they’re showing everyone else up, they also had an awards show last night.  It was the BAFTAs, and it was chock full of more interesting people in better clothes than the stupid losers at the Grammys.  Yay for red carpet round-ups (holy shit, I cannot wait for awards season to be over)!

Kate Winslet won yet another award, once again looked hot as hell doing it:

Brad’s still got that dumbass mustache, but Angelina didn’t wear a shapeless sack this time.  Her dress actually fit her and even had a sliver of colour!

Robert Downey, Jr. looked fantastic, and he was being so sweetly adorable with his wife that I think I got Diabetes just from looking at them:

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