“Harry Potter” star Daniel Radcliffe was photographed smoking pot at a London party thrown by a friend of his girlfriend Laura O’Toole’s. The Daily Mirror says

Giggling Daniel Radcliffe got off his face on dope – as a friend scrawled a [magic marker] mustache on him.

The party-loving Harry Potter idol, a spliff between his fingers, could barely stop chuckling.

The screen idol, 20, lit up the joint in front of guests and repeatedly took deep drags. He also walked around the flat blurting out: “I love weed.”

“I didn’t recognize him as he looked so different to what I expected from the films. When my friend told me who he was, I was shocked,” [said a partygoer].

Oh, come one — what’s wrong with the occasional social toke? Smoking one joint doesn’t make you a stoner. Eating Taco Bell more than eight times a week and celebrating 4:20 in every time zone makes you a stoner. Recognize!

Someone finally managed to sneak a cellphone into a performance of Equus and capture some naked Daniel Radcliffe penis action! And here it is — Harry Potter’s magic wand, up close and personal. Speaking of his magic wand, it doesn’t look like his could do much damage in the ol’ spell-casting department, if you know what I mean. Unless you count “shrivelus retractus” or “beanius weenius” or “is-that all-ius?” among your wizardry repertoire. You could probably build something more impressive with the stem of a mushroom or a couple of Lincoln Logs.

Watch the SUPER-DUPER NSFW video after the jump.

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Proof that you can always manage to be more gay, Zac Efron has declared his admiration of Daniel Radcliffe’s balls. Now Magazine has the scoop:

Zac Efron is impressed that Daniel Radcliffe has been baring all in stage play Equus.

The High School Musical 3 hero, 20, was rumoured to be replacing Dan, 19, in the Broadway version of the show next year.

But he’s not sure about getting naked - and admires the bravery of the Harry Potter star, who’s been appearing starkers and wowing audiences in the Big Apple since September.

‘Daniel was very ballsy,’ Zac tells a French website.

‘Oh wow, that is the wrong choice of word for that! He is very smart. But I don’t know if I would do something edgy for the sake of doing something edgy. I think as I mature, so will my roles. I think it will come with time. I’m not going to do anything drastic.’

Oh come on, Zac. You’re not foolin’ us none. Admit it–being a part of the visual and audio abomination that is High School Musical has caused your penis to shrink back in on itself and your groin to swallow your balls. Maybe if he isn’t willing to take off his pants, well, maybe he can just play the mount.

You know how I know Harry Potter’s gay? This:

Among the topics touched upon in the [October 2008 Details] interview: Radcliffe’s dream role. “I think part of me would love to play a drag queen, just because it would be an excuse to wear loads of eye makeup,” the actor tells the magazine.

You know another good excuse to wear loads of eye makeup? Having a vagina and fallopian tubes. Being gay is a close second.

Attention all dorks, geeks, and/or virgins living in their mothers’ basements: Harry and Hermione might be dating! Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson spent Valentine’s Day in each other’s arms at The Imperial Arms in West London. Page Six quotes a source as saying:

“They arrived quite late at the pub and sat outside, using each other’s bodies for warmth. Throughout the night, he just kept giggling like a love-struck teen. They seemed totally absorbed in one another’s company… until just before closing time. They then left the pub, heads together and whispering, and headed in the direction of Daniel’s home nearby.”

Boy, that Hermione sure gets around. I thought she was supposed to be Ron’s Weasley’s girl. It’s only a matter of time before video of her tag-teaming Hagrid and a couple of randy centaurs in the Forbidden Forest hits the Wizarding Wireless Network and Warner Brothers drops her like a bad habit.

I know that most of you, like me, lie awake at night wondering “Is Harry Potter circumsised?” The answer is a resounding hell no. These promos of Daniel Radcliffe in his new play “Equus” will definitely satisfy your muggle lust for the world’s favorite incredibly uncircumsised wizard. It’s a lot to take in. The only thing I can really say about these pictures is “Hab SoSlI’ Quch!,” which, loosely translated, means “Your mother has a smooth forehead.” Technically it’s Klingon instead of Latin, but I think it still applies.

UPDATE: According to Perez Hilton, the aforementioned picture is indeed a fake. Apparently Harry’s wiener isn’t quite that impressive. A source who saw Equus told the site, “The frank was not impressive at all, but the beans were. He kept pulling on it [his dickydoo] when he had his back to the audience. Bless his heart! He has bigger balls than I do! You could not pay me to do that!” Look forward to more sleepless night’s pondering Harry Potter’s foreskin or lack thereof.