Don’t know who Daria Werbowy is? She was Forbes’ ninth highest-earning model in the world, right behind Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima. She’s been the face of Lancôme, Prada, Versace, Louis Vuitton and Chanel. And now she’s completely naked in her new calendar for Vogue. For more information, you can visit her fansite here, or you can neatly place your testicles in your file cabinet drawer and slam it shut three or four times, because BOOBS, man! What are you, gay?

The Japenese live longer, do better on international mathematics assessment tests, make better cars, and now they do haute couture better, too. Damn. The Asian philosophy of kaizen must go double for boobies!

Daria Werbooby Werbowy in the December issue of Japanese Vogue (all thumbs NSFW):

Ever heard that old joke that goes, “What’s better than a supermodel in a swimsuit?” Well, just so you know, the answer is supposed to be “SIX supermodels in a swimsuit.” If you answer “A pocket full of roofies and a hand-held video camera,” everyone stars staring at you all weird and covering their drinks.

From V Magazine’s first ever swimsuit issue starring Kate Moss, Gisele Bundchen, Claudia Schiffer, Naomi Campbell, Eva Herzigova, and Daria Werbowy: