Now that he’s all but castrated himself financially, former “Jon and Kate Plus 8″ star Jon Gosselin will be humiliating himself in a new reality show in which he’ll be dating Octomom Nadya Suleman. Sounds classy! The NY Daily News says

Producer Bobby Goldstein says he will produce the pilot, called “Jon – Kate = Jon Octomom,” with a former producer of “The Jerry Springer Show.”

According to a press release, cameras will follow Gosselin “as he contemplates what hooking up with Octomom could really be like. If they got married, they’d have 22 kids.”

Tthe 33-year-old single mom reveals that she will be so obsessed with the octodad, “she’s already talking openly about the two of them getting married.”

He added, “It will be like watching a train wreck. You know you shouldn’t look, but you can’t turn your head away.”

It’s more like looking into someone’s bedpan right before you empty it. You don’t want to look, but something inside of you compels you to, primarily because you’re a masochist with self-esteem issues and deep-down, you hate yourself and feel the need to suffer some kind of punishment. Yep, taking care of grandma those last few years really taught my a lot about myself.

Jon + cigarette; Nadya + boobs:

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News

Now that Alex Rodriguez’ divorce has been finalized, he’s finally free to pursue his “soul mate” Madonna. Or at least challenge her to an arm wrestling contest. My money’s on ol’ Madge! Us Weekly says

Madonna and New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez took in a cozy dinner for two at Dos Caminos Third Avenue on Tuesday.They pair ate at an alcove-like table in the back.

“They seemed very close,” a source told Us.

I’m fairly certain that a woman is only supposed to look like that right before she sheds her human form to find a new host. That A-Rod is one lucky guy!

Five years of careful planning have finally paid off for Jennifer Aniston. The Daily Mail says

Rumors are circulating today that the former Friends star had a business dinner with her ex-husband, Brad Pitt, last night at the Toronto Film Festival. If true, it would be the pair’s first known meeting since their bitter divorce in 2005.

The 39-year-old is appearing at festival the to promote her latest movie Management.

“Promote her latest movie,” or “camp outside his hotel with a bottle of chloroform, the Ovatec® and a breeding restraint?” I could see how it’d be easy to confuse the two when you’re Jennifer Aniston.

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