Madonna and A-Rod Have a Date

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Now that Alex Rodriguez’ divorce has been finalized, he’s finally free to pursue his “soul mate” Madonna. Or at least challenge her to an arm wrestling contest. My money’s on ol’ Madge! Us Weekly says

Madonna and New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez took in a cozy dinner for two at Dos Caminos Third Avenue on Tuesday.They pair ate at an alcove-like table in the back.

“They seemed very close,” a source told Us.

I’m fairly certain that a woman is only supposed to look like that right before she sheds her human form to find a new host. That A-Rod is one lucky guy!

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston Have a Secret Date

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Five years of careful planning have finally paid off for Jennifer Aniston. The Daily Mail says

Rumors are circulating today that the former Friends star had a business dinner with her ex-husband, Brad Pitt, last night at the Toronto Film Festival. If true, it would be the pair’s first known meeting since their bitter divorce in 2005.

The 39-year-old is appearing at festival the to promote her latest movie Management.

“Promote her latest movie,” or “camp outside his hotel with a bottle of chloroform, the Ovatec® and a breeding restraint?” I could see how it’d be easy to confuse the two when you’re Jennifer Aniston.

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