In news that barely even qualifies as news, former “Friends” star David Schwimmer got engaged to girlfriend Zoe Buckman over the weekend. Zzzzz Us Magazine zzzz…

The actor, 43, and his photographer girlfriend of three years, 24, reportedly met in London while Schwimmer was in town directing the 2007 comedy Run Fatboy Run.

It is the first marriage for Buckman and Schwimmer, who rose to fame as paleontologist Ross Gellar, the boyfriend of Jennifer Aniston’s character on the 90s NBC sitcom Friends.

If you haven’t already blown your brains out from sheer boredom, then keep reading: Disney’s “Sonny With a Chance” star Demi Lovato confirmed she is dating Joe Jonas in an interview with Access Hollywood on Friday. Squeal! Us Magazine says

Having long denied rumors of a romance with her Camp Rock costar, Lovato finally opened up, calling Jonas, 20, her “best friend.”

“So you guys went from boyfriend-girlfriend to best friends?” Billy Bush asked.

“No, kind of the opposite,” Lovato said.

“Oh? So you’re dating him now?” the host asked.

“Umm, yeah he is my best friend and he is incredible,” the singer/actress.

I am sure there are a bunch of thirty-something women weeping bitterly into their chocolate iced donuts this morning because Ross is marrying someone other than Rachel; and conversely, I’m sure there are a lot of middle-aged gay men weeping tears of joy, because there’s still a good chance they’ll get to bareback Joe Jonas now that he has his Disney-sanctioned beard. It’s kinda like “A Tale of Two Cities” — the best of times, the worst of times — but set modern time L.A. instead of late eighteenth century London and Paris. Also, no one gets beheaded. Sorry about that.

Joe and Demi on their way to church this weekend; Ross with his new fiancee at the “Madagascar 2″ premiere a year ago:

PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer Griffin Online, Pacific Coast News

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