Feb 15, 20101

S.S. Ashley Greene in Maxim: The Outtakes

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These are the pics of Ashley Greene that didn’t make the cut for December issue of Maxim magazine. Something else that didn’t make the cut? Harry Potter’s wiener! Get it? You know, because he’s uncircumcised? Ha ha! Yeah, I don’t know why I even try anymore.

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Nov 19, 20091

S.S. Sarah Jessica Parker in Elle Magazine

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Well, look who’s on the cover of next month’s Elle magazine! It’s Carrie Bradshaw, patron saint of wannabe fashionistas everywhere. I guess being perceived as a clotheshorse has really paid off for Sarah Jessica Parker. God knows it has to be better than just being perceived as a regular horse like before. Zing!

In Equistrian Monthly Bridle & Bit the December issue of Elle:

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