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Being dead and buried doesn’t mean that people will won’t try to use you to get famous, at least if you’re Michael Jackson. Some chunky dude has come forward claiming to be the King of Pop’s lover. From NineMSN:

Jason Pfeiffer, the former assistant to MJ’s dermatologist Dr Arnold Kleinwho has come forward claiming he was the Pop King’s boyfriend.

“We were very close,” Jason reveals in an interview. “I know we loved each other. I know he told me that all the time. I told him that all the time. I believe that he was probably my soul mate.”

Jason goes on to describe Michael as a “very intimate kinda guy. Very passionate. Very sensual…”

Dr Kein also backs up his assistant’s story, saying that he once walked in on Jason and Michael shirtless. “When you see two people looking at each other you know what’s happening. I was just very happy for both of them,” he says.

I call bullshit. Everyone knows MJ‘s type was short, slight of  boyish good looks, and around 10 years old.

I’m sure you’ve asked yourself hundreds of times, “What can I do to get Pamela Anderson’s sparkling peaches and cream complexion?” Well, contracting Hepatitis C is a good start, but it takes more than just a viral disease to get that kind of glow. She tells next month’s Elle Magazine

“What does it take to look like me? Not much. I don’t wear sunscreen. I don’t have a skincare program. I have no dermatologist and no cosmetic surgeon. Nothing’s been shot into this face.”

Nothing except six or seven pints of spooge, of course. But don’t push yourself — it took her forty years to achieve that kind of seminal volume. Just keep on sucking random dick, hit the tanning bed four or five times a day, drink tequila straight out of the bottle and practice juggling with dirty needles, and eventually, your skin will look like hers. I promise!

More of that gorgeous visage:

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