Kim Kardashian Hired a Pregnancy Stylist

If you’re looking to assign blame for this travesty of an outfit, it seems we should look no further than fashion designer Nicola Formichetti, the creative director of Mugler. He told Page Six he was currently “dressing the mom-to-be,” although calling what he’s doing “dressing” is a bit of a stretch. “Festooning” or “pranking,” yes, …

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Robert Pattinson Inspires Underwear Line

Now you too can be a sparklepants! Marks & Spencer (they’re probably gay) are designing a line of panties men’s underwear that are inspired by Sparklepants-in-Chief Robert Pattinson. Says Digital Spy, The slim-fit garments will be called the R-Pant, reports The Guardian. The range of low-rise trunks and briefs are meant to be worn with skinny …

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Lindsay Lohan Wants to Play Dress-Up

Remember when Lindsay Lohan designed a collection for Ungaro, and it was pretty much the tackiest thing ever and ended up a colossal failure?  Well, apparently not everyone remembers, because someone is inexplicably letting LiLo expand her ridiculous 6126 line of leggings into a full collection for fall 2010.  From People: Yesterday Lindsay took to …

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Kate Moss is a Spoiled Brat

Are you one of the many unemployed, collecting your little pathetic unemployment check? Have you had to cut your spending, or are you worrying about losing your house? Well Kate Moss has way bigger problems than you, cupcake! Digital Spy reports, Kate Moss has said that it would be a “major fashion faux pas” if …

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