Now that Lindsay Lohan’s dyed that man right out of her hair, she’s right back to her classic Lohan party tricks. Break out the Grey Goose and the knee pads, boys! OK! Magazine says

La Lohan’s night [began] around 1:45 a.m. at a birthday bash for producer/actor/party boy James Krisel. Lindsay was accompanied to the Hollywood Hills bash by five guys.

“People were pouring vodka into her red party cup all night,” a guest tells OK! “She was way beyond incoherent. She was totally smashed and couldn’t even form a sentence. She looked so lonely and lost.”

Not all of us consider being drunk to the point of obliteration and surrounded by a half a dozen horny guys an indication that we’re “lonely and lost.” Most of us actually consider that “our freshman and sophomore years of college.” I don’t know why everyone feels the need to mince words here.

Heading to a Beverly Hills’ lawyer’s office: