“Diane Lane and Josh Brolin have decided to end their marriage,” reps for the couple [said in a statement]. The couple, who married in August 2004, parted ways a few months ago. They have no children together.
“It was a mutual decision. It is very amicable,” a source [revealed]. “It’s not ugly, it’s just over.”
Good for her. Josh Brolin is a narcissistic pig and she’s better off without him. And according to the bumper sticker I saw in the carpool line this morning, 2013 is the Year of the Cougar, baby!
In other news…
Ten reasons why every man should be more like Bill Murray. (Mandatory)
Julianne Hough’s ribcage better be plastered with double-sided tape, or I see a wardrobe malfunction in her future. (Huffington Post)
Mila Kunis is named the new face of Gemfields’ jewelery. (Daily Stab)
Now you know what Katherine Heigl will look like in 25 years. (Hollywood Rag)
Rihanna continues flaunting her dysfunctional relationship all over the interwebs. (Hollywood PQ)
Conan O’Brien gets an eyelash makeover from Snooki and JWoww. (Seriously? OMG)
Shia LeBeouf leaves the stage over “creative differences,” which is just theater speak for “he’s a giant douche.” (popbytes)