The Kardashian Klan is being sued for $5 million because, like everything that comes from that family, the diet pills they were hawking are Krap. Yeah, shocker, right? Says TMZ,

Kim Kardashian and her sisters waged a campaign of LIES when they claimed they got their rock hard bikini bodies from a diet pill called QuickTrim … this according to a new $5 MILLION lawsuit.

The point of the suit — a bunch of people in NY claim there’s no POSSIBLE way QuickTrim could’ve helped Kim, Khloe and Kourtney lose weight … because the main ingredient is caffeine. According to the suit, “The FDA has determined [caffeine] is not a safe or effective treatment for weight control.”

Enter the Kardashians … celebrity spokespeople who are featured on just about every single product QuickTrim sells.

According to the suit, filed in NY by Bursor & Fisher, the Kardashians fed lies to the public through commercials, magazines and social media since 2009 … like when Kim went on Twitter and said, “Our QuickTrim cleanse will be massive! Khloe has already lost so much weight.”

The plaintiffs claim they would NEVER have purchased the QuickTrim products if they would have known the truth … and claim the Kardashian testimonials were completely unsubstantiated.

Now, the Kardashians, QuickTrim and various companies that sold the products are being sued for more than $5 million in damages.

So far, no comment from the Kardashian camp.

I don’t know what’s more amusing about this article: That anyone would be idiotic enough to believe that the Kardashians aren’t all plastic surgery and Photoshop, that people would out themselves as said idiots, or that the Kardashian’s bodies are being described as rock-hard. Soft-boiled, yeah. Rock-hard–not so much.

Kim at QVC’s “Buzz on the Red Carpet Cocktail Party”:

Kim Kardashian’s fantastic new bikini body is the result of downing the diet pill Quick Trim. She tweeted yesterday:

‘I lost my last 6lbs fast & toned up! Loving Quick Trim. Quick Trim does a body good!’.

The best part is, she didn’t even know she was endorsing diet pills until a week ago. She thought her publicist was actually saying “Dick Rim” when she first signed on. See, that’s the trouble with using an Asian as your agent. That, and the way they’re always eying your pet beagle when you’re not looking.