Good morning kiddies, it’s Sonya today. Let’s play a word association game, okay? What do you think of when you hear the name John Mayer? Singer/songwriter? Ladies’ man? Giant man-puss? White supremacist dick? Pubes-face? Sometime in the near future, you may think, porn director. Says Digital Spy,

John Mayer has reportedly been approached to direct a porn film.

The Battle Studies singer is believed to have been offered a role shooting one of Vivid Entertainment’s upcoming X-rated titles after the 32-year-old said that it is his “dream” to shoot an erotic movie.

According to Contactmusic, the company’s founder Steven Hirsh sent Mayer a letter that read: “We believe your incredible talent and passion, which have touched so many, can translate into a highly erotic adult film. Your understanding of the dynamics of relationships would undoubtedly appeal to both men and women.

“I think that together we can create a highly unique breakthrough film that will appeal to your millions of fans. Please call me at your convenience so we can discuss our working together. We’re all enthusiastic about hearing about your vision.”

What he’s really saying is, “You’re a giant pussy and we’re hoping you can think of some really sappy sentimental elements to squeeze in there in between the polydactyl midgets and Mexican jumping bean buttplugs that will hopefully get us more female viewership.” Tell it like it is, I always say.