Nov 10, 2008
Another Disney naked picture scandal surfaced over the weekend — this time, it’s Adrienne Bailon of The Cheetah Girls, whose nude photos were stolen from her laptop and are currently being shopped around to the highest bidder. According to TMZ
It all started when Bailon was at JFK airport in late October, and noticed her laptop computer was missing from her bell cart. She filed a report… but later that day received an anonymous phone call from a man saying he had her laptop and would return it for $1000.
A meeting was set up with the anonymous man, where he was given the money, and in turn gave up Bailon’s missing laptop … except one minor thing was missing — several semi-nude photos of Bailon she had taken as an anniversary present for BF Robert Kardashian.
Her spokesman Jonathan Jaxson released the following statement:
“The photos that have surfaced of Adrienne Bailon were stolen from her laptop over a week ago at an airport in NY and sent to several media outlets. These photos were taken in private. Adrienne will be pursuing legal action against the person or person’s sending these private photos out.
Adrienne is deeply sorry for any pain this may have caused to her fans.”
Oh, Disney, Disney, Disney. I suppose big picture, it could have been worse. It could have been naked risque pictures of Raven-Symoné. Ugh. But like Raven says, “It doesn’t count as deep-throating if it’s just a soft-serve ice cream cone and a can of Cheez Whiz!” Raven also says, “rmmrmmm rmmm grobble grobble grunt snort nnnguh” in between fistfuls of bread pudding, but I don’t think that really applies here. Let’s try to keep it relevant, people.
Sep 23, 2008
Last week, it was widely rumored that Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus wanted off Disney gold mine “Hannah Montana” so that Miley could focus on her singing career. TMZ reported
Our spies on the set tell us Miley has bragged that she will get fired, making it clear she wants to focus on singing and not the show. For his part, Billy Ray has also made it clear that there is more money in singing than a Disney cable show. The father-daughter team has been showing up to the set ridiculously late, stalling production and infuriating cast and crew.
Billy Ray has told people on the set that he and Miley will do 12 more episodes and then they are out. Disney was so pissed they called his agent, railing that Billy Ray and Miley [will] not only finish the 24 episode season, but [that] Disney was adding six more episodes.
But now that the Disney machine’s gotten a hold of her, Miley’s singing a different tune. Get it? Singing? Ha ha! Try not to cut yourself on my rapist’s wit. Miley told People
“I am fully committed to Hannah Montana. It’s what gave me this amazing opportunity to reach out to so many people. We have an amazing cast that is so supportive, including my dad who has been there for me every step of the way. I’m really excited about our new season. We are making great new episodes that I can’t wait for our fans to see.”
Oh, that’s right, bitch. When Disney says jump, you say “how high?” And also, “how far should I spread my cheeks apart?” and “do you want me to bend over, or should I just kneel?”
At the Coffee Beam Tea Leaf in Toluca Lake on Friday:
Jul 29, 2008
Miley Cyrus believes the time has come to pull the plug on her hit Disney show “Hannah Montana.” According to OK! Magazine
“We’re thinking this is our last season,” Cyrus said.
In response to rumors that she’s trying to distance herself from her Disney family, Cyrus says, “I’m still with my family. They always feel like home, and that’s what I love about the company. They are family.”
In case you’re wondering, that up there is the stance you take when you want to wave good-bye to your career with Disney. It also happens to be the same stance you take when you want to wave hello to a career in B-movies and soft core porn. The world is your oyster, Miley!
