Taylor Swift as Rapunzel for Disney

Taylor Swift’s Rapunzel portrait is the latest from Disney’s “Let the Memories Begin” campaign, a series shot by renown photographer Annie Leibovitz featuring celebrities set in Disney-movie-themed fantasy settings. When asked why they chose Taylor as their Rapunzel, a spokesperson for Disney said, “Because we didn’t want the hair to be the only fake thing …

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Ex-Disney Star Adrienne Bailon Flashes the Puss

I have a pressing question: What sort of undergarments should you wear under a sheer dress? If you’re ex-Disney star Adrienne Bailon, the answer is absolutely-fucking-nothing. Brilliant! Daily Mail reports, Adrienne Bailon, a former member of the Disney franchise The Cheetah Girls, did a full-frontal-flash after arriving to an NYC event in a sheer dress …

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Vanessa Hudgens in Details Magazine March 2011

I’m really impressed at Disney’s ability to churn out little sluts like they’re a special kind of prep school. There’s specific requirements that are necessary for graduation. Let’s take Vanessa Hudgens, for example.  Let’s see, nude pics “leaked online? Check and check. Rumored sex tape? Check. Increasingly sexy image to separate self from former cutesy …

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Kim Kardashian as Ho Snow White

Here’s desperate attention-seeker Kim Kardashian skanking it up in another Disney costume for Halloween, this time as Snow White from “Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.” But Kim doesn’t look like the Snow White I remember from the classic Disney movie. She looks more like that chick from “Blow White and the Seven Whores” — …

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