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Taylor Swift’s Rapunzel portrait is the latest from Disney’s “Let the Memories Begin” campaign, a series shot by renown photographer Annie Leibovitz featuring celebrities set in Disney-movie-themed fantasy settings. When asked why they chose Taylor as their Rapunzel, a spokesperson for Disney said, “Because we didn’t want the hair to be the only fake thing in the photograph. High five!” and then mimed honking a pair of imaginary boobs.

On second thought, that might have been what I did. But trust me, it was way funnier than any of the stuff Disney said.

I have a pressing question: What sort of undergarments should you wear under a sheer dress? If you’re ex-Disney star Adrienne Bailon, the answer is absolutely-fucking-nothing. Brilliant! Daily Mail reports,

Adrienne Bailon, a former member of the Disney franchise The Cheetah Girls,

did a full-frontal-flash after arriving to an NYC event in a sheer dress without underwear.

Bailon, 28 year-old former ex-girlfriend of reality star Rob Kardashian, exposed both her private parts and much of her derriere in a barely-there frock to the Escape to Total Rewards event.

A strategically placed piece of poufy, beige fabric blew in the breeze, giving gawkers an X-rated view of the singer’s pubic area.

The pop starlet was reportedly “red-faced” when she realized she’d shown more than she meant to, according to the Daily Mail.

Oh horseshit. No one wears a sheer dress with no underwear with a little bit of poufy fabric hanging over your freshly-shorn puss (what a co-inky-dink!) if you’re not cruising for some indecent exposure. When I speed in my car naked from the waist down, I know exactly what I’m doing. What can I say, I have a thing for being cuffed by policemen.

The last two thumbs are NSF:

I’m really impressed at Disney’s ability to churn out little sluts like they’re a special kind of prep school. There’s specific requirements that are necessary for graduation. Let’s take Vanessa Hudgens, for example.  Let’s see, nude pics “leaked online? Check and check. Rumored sex tape? Check. Increasingly sexy image to separate self from former cutesy Disney trappings? You’re looking at it, sweetheart. Optional but certainly viable option: Incarceration. See: Lindsay Lohan.

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Here’s desperate attention-seeker Kim Kardashian skanking it up in another Disney costume for Halloween, this time as Snow White from “Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.” But Kim doesn’t look like the Snow White I remember from the classic Disney movie. She looks more like that chick from “Blow White and the Seven Whores” — Easy, Gropey, Cock, Horny, Anal, and Humpy. There wasn’t a whole lot of whistling while they worked, as I recall. Mostly just screaming and moaning and the occasional gagging noise.

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♫”I can show you the world”♫… or you could just show me your tits. I’m pretty sure that’s the only thing anyone really cares about seeing here.

Kim Kardashian as “Aladdin’s” Jasmine for Halloween:

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