After letting Plum Miami Magazine pay for her hotel stay and that of her entourage and then giving them nothing but a shitload of unusable photographs in return (see below), 45 25-year-old Lindsay Lohan bailed on the interview because she was too busy still partying from the night before. Burning bridges is almost an art for this bitch. The would-be interviewer writes in the magazine (via Us Weekly):

“As we pulled up to the Fontainebleau, a bright-orange parking cone was blocking the entrance. Not accustomed to waiting, apparently, she lowered the car’s window and shouted, ‘Move that cone. I’m Lindsay Lohan,’” Powers recalls. “And it was done.”

Noting that Lohan drank wine while discussing her sobriety, Powers says the Mean Girls star was “constantly looking for drama, whether it was picking a fight with her younger sister…or freaking out over a lost pair of Zanotti heels.”

Frustrated with the state of her career, Lohan said she “took ballet until she was 19 and was indignant that she was not considered for the movie Black Swan,” Powers adds.

Though Lohan abruptly canceled the interview, that didn’t stop her from making the most out of her time in Miami. “Monday morning was supposed to be check-out time, but Lindsay and her posse refused to leave,” Powers writes. “It was like watching the lights come on at a nightclub after-hours — not pretty.”

The most annoying part, Powers [says], is that “Plum covered all Lindsay’s expenses, including airfare for her and her family/entourage, lodging at the iconic Raleigh hotel in the penthouse suite and all transportation costs.”

So they’re implying that Lindsay Lohan is some kind of drunken, unprofessional, spoiled, narcissistic self-entitled cunt? I dunno, this is the first I’m hearing of this. Surely there’s some kind of mistake.

“Behind the Scenes” video:

More proof that Mariah Carey is an insufferable narcissist of the highest order: Britain’s GMTV host Kate Garraway revealed what a giant pain in the ass she was on set while prerecording an interview with Lorraine Kelly. Kate told the Daily Mail

‘The amount of people she had in her entourage was hilarious. They outnumbered the entire GMTV crew!

She had two people to lower her on to the GMTV sofa, one person to walk in front of her backwards at all times in case she fell over and several people behind the camera making sure she was going to be filmed from the right angle!

Oh, and she brought her own toilet roll as well.’

So civilian toilet paper isn’t good enough for Mariah’s ass, huh? Well, I guess you’d want something a little finer than two-ply if you’re going to be keeping your head up there all the time. It kinda makes sense if you stop and think about it.

Showing off her “good side” in London this week:

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News

Mariah Carey’s interview and performance on Britain’s “This Morning” started 90 minutes later than it was scheduled because she couldn’t be bothered to show up on time or decide which two-sizes-too-small dress to wear once she got there. The Daily Mail says

Mariah was due to arrive at 5 am but [didn't show up until] 6.

After finally arriving at the studios she delayed proceedings further by changing her mind over what outfit to wear.

["This Morning" host Philip] Schofield, who had earlier taken a picture of the star to upload to his Twitter page, was told by her publicity team that Mariah wanted to approve the picture first and banned the presenter from using it.

I really don’t know who these stars think they’re fooling by screening all their publicity photos. I mean really, does she honestly think we don’t know she’s a fatass? Does she think that by only signing off on photographs taken from her “good side” with her hand on her hips and her body twisted at a 45 degree angle and one foot in front of the other, we wouldn’t notice the extra thirty pounds around her midsection? Bitch, please. We’ve seen you in a swimsuit. Your knees look like goddamn Christmas hams and you could fit a fucking grapefruit in that trough of a belly button.

Unscreened pics of her filming a music video in L.A. earlier this month:

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News

Here is the official music video for Beyonce’s new song “Diva” off her I Am… Sasha Fierce¹ album. Honest to God. It’s not an SNL digital short. This piece of shit is the real music video. Oh, and before I forget, Chris Gaines called. He wants his career-ending gimmick back.

¹_{And what’s with name “Sasha Fierce,” anyway? Was the name “Max Power” already taken? It’s a name you would love to touch… but you mustn’t touch!}

In next month’s Elle magazine: