After three years of marriage, Orlando Bloom and Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr are calling it quits. Us Magazine says:
“In a joint statement, Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr have announced that they have been amicably separated for the past few months. After six years together, they have recently decided to formalize their separation.
Despite this being the end of their marriage, they love, support, and respect each other as both parents of their son and as family.”
Was it “love” or “support” that prompted Miranda to sleep with Leonardo DiCaprio and Justin Bieber (EDITOR’S NOTE: Justin Bieber?!) while they were still married? Because it certainly wasn’t “respect.” I just hope for Orlando’s sake that Bieber Fever isn’t a bloodborne pathogen.
Web finds, fails and fun:
The years have been kind to Eddie Vedder. (Celebitchy)
Because scarf season is already upon us! (Modavanti)
I didn’t know it was possible to make Johnny Depp look so un-hot. (Socialite Life)
The new Christian Grey has been cast, and it’s somebody I’ve never heard of. Fifty shades of who cares. (Bitten & Bound)
A bunch of gifs of animals stealing food, because it’s Friday and I heart naughty animals. (Mandatory)
Remember what I said about setting the bar low before? Here you go. (Huffington Post)
Gwen Stefani knows better; Britney Spears does NOT. Therein lies the rub. (Evil Beet)
Brad Pitt smells like a sheepdog and refuses to use soap or deodorant. (ICYDK)