Britney Spears’ new 90 minute MTV documentary “Britney: For The Record” features behind-the-scenes footage of her talking candidly about her life over the past two years. And by “talking candidly,” I of course mean “whining like the ungrateful little twat she is.” The Daily Mail quotes her saying of her new life

“There’s no excitement, there’s no passion. I have really good days, and then I have bad days. Even when you go to jail, y’know, there’s the time when you’re gonna get out. But in this situation, it’s never ending. It’s just like Groundhog Day every day. I think it’s too in control. If I wasn’t under the restraints I’m under, I’d feel so liberated. When I tell them the way I feel, it’s like they hear but they’re really not listening.

If you do something wrong in your work, you can move on, but I’m having to pay for a long time. I never wanted to become one of those prisoner people. I always wanted to feel free. I think I’ve learnt my lesson now and enough is enough.”

Yes, there certainly was a lot more “passion” and “excitement” back in the good ol’ days when she was shaving herself bald, holding her children hostage and eating food laced with psychotropic drugs. Can’t argue with that. Poor, poor Britney. It’s like asking someone to choose a lifetime of “relative success” and “structure” over a lifetime of “socially-isolated circus clown with a weight problem and a meth habit.” I think it’s pretty obvious where true happiness lies. Some choices just make themselves!

Leaving Sur restaurant last night with her new model boyfriend Marco D’Angelo: