Dolce & Gabbana

Sep 28, 201010

Madonna Looks Different Without Photoshop

Tags: ads, airbrushing, dolce & gabbana, Madonna, photoshop

She’s never been one to shy away from photoshop before, but these unretouched pictures from Madonna’s Spring/Summer Dolce & Gabbana campaign ought to show you just how much damage was un-done with the healing brush and patch tools. She looks like a cross between Courtney Love and Bea Arthur on roids. Even E.T.’s forearms weren’t that crêpey and disgusting.

Without photoshop:

Finished ads:

Nov 17, 20090

Scarlett Johansson’s New Dolce & Gabbana Ad

Tags: ads, advertisement, commercial, dolce & gabbana, l'eau the one, perfume, photos, pictures, Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson’s acting skills rank just between Sofia Coppola in “Godfather III” and a second grade play about the four food groups. Really, she’s terrible. She sucks. I don’t know how in God’s name she’s lasted in Hollywood this long. Well, I take that back — I do know. It’s called “boobs.” But even boobs can’t salvage her craptacular performance in her latest Dolce & Gabbana perfume commercial. Everything about her performance is stilted, affected, and trite. If she were any more wooden, I’d expect them to cut to Geppetto wishing on a star for a real boy.