Apparently multiple contusions and death threats aren’t enough to keep true love apart — Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together again. According to People Magazine

The pair have reunited almost three weeks after Brown, 19, allegedly battered the singer. The on-again couple are currently spending time together at one of Sean “Diddy” Combs’s homes.

Adds a source: “While Chris is reflective and saddened about what happened, he is really happy to be with the woman he loves. They’ve reached out to each other.”

Funny story: When Chris initially “reached out” to her, Rihanna’s first instinct was to cover her head with her forearms and cower in a little ball on the ground. But I’m sure they all had a good laugh about it once she realized he wasn’t going to beat her within an inch of her life this time.

P.S. It seems Chris Brown can’t be within three feet of a girl without wanting to give her a knuckle sandwich (again here).

Following rumors of constant fighting and an impending divorce, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have now taken to waling on each other like a couple of Dale, Jr. fans in a double wide trailer. Viva el amor! Star Magazine quotes a source as saying

“They love hard; they fight hard — and that has led to pushing and shoving. They throw things and scream and just go bananas. It’s been war in their house! [Marc] can be really mean. He’s a macho guy with a horrible temper and can say awful things.”

What triggers these blowups? A number of things — from various women calling their home to speak with Marc to his comments about Jennifer’s “chubby” post-baby body.

Jesus, enough already. We get it. You’re a fiery Latina with eh-strong Puertorriquena eh-spirit and a passion for living. What’s next, a tear drop tattoo under your left eye and tagging the overpass under the Santa Ana Freeway? Get arrested for shoplifting from Wal-Mart and you’ve hit every goddamn cliché in the book.

Eh-shopping at Victoria’s eh-Secret: