Jul 26, 20103
Paris Hilton’s Underwear Saves Us All
Tags: alcohol, crotch, Doug Reinhard, drunk, flash, France, nicky hilton, nightclub, panties, Paris Hilton, singing
Disaster was averted this past Friday by a heroic pair of underpants when Paris Hilton’s Cave of Horrors tried to unleash its curse upon an unsuspecting nightclub crowd in France. No one was hurt, but unfortunately the brave wisp of fabric was badly burned in the fray as it blocked the malodorous, caustic fumes from spreading.
Paris, Nicky Hilton and Doug Reinhard killing the last 3 brain cells they collectively share:
