Michael Jackson Wet the Bed

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In his controversial interview by NBC that was taken days before his guilty verdict, Dr. Conrad Murray claims that Michael Jackson wet the bed. Gee, file that one under “Information I didn’t want to hear”. Female First says,

Despite being 50 years old at the time of his death from acute Propofol intoxication in 2009, the ‘Thriller’ singer’s personal doctor, Conrad Murray claims he regularly “peed the bed”.

Speaking in documentary ‘Michael Jackson and the Doctor: A Fatal Friendship’ Conrad, who was found guilty of the involuntary manslaughter of the late singer on Monday (07.11.11) said: “The bedroom that he slept in I had to persuade him, eventually to have it cleaned.

“He peed the bed. It did not smell good. It was mildew, and I had to get it clean.”

Dr. Murray also says he believes the singer may have had a psychological problem that caused him to wet himself, adding: “Who would ever believe that a man his age would still be wetting his bed?”

Also in the documentary which members of Michael’s family and the executors of his estate have attempted to stop from airing in the US later today (11.11.11) Dr. Murray claims he was the ‘Beat It’ star’s only friend.

He said: “I went there to take care of a healthy man, who said he was fine, to just keep surveillance. But once I got in there I was entrapped.

“He had very close acquaintances, but friends he did not have. He told me, ‘I’ve found one friend, which is you’.”

Saaad. Michael Jackson went from a very talented singer at the top of his game to that guy who doesn’t have any friends and wets the bed.  Sounds kind of like me actually, minus the part where I started at a high point. When you earn a name like “Betsy Wetsy” early on in childhood, it kind of dampens any motivation to succeed.

Cat Deeley in Hawaii, who probably doesn’t wet the bed:

 

Michael Jackson Was Murdered, Says LAPD

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michael jackson homicide

Although they have yet to formally present their case to the D.A., several inside sources claim that the LAPD is treating Michael Jackson’s death as a homicide. Their yet-unnamed culprit? Jackson’s personal physician, Dr. Conrad Murray. TMZ says

Law enforcement sources tell us the evidence points to the anesthesia Propofol as the primary cause of Jackson’s death… [and that] there is already “plenty of powerful evidence” linking Dr. Murray as the person who administered the drug to Jackson, including the Propofol, an IV stand and oxygen tank.

The LAPD has [also] had “multiple conversations” with the L.A. County District Attorney’s office.

A homo-cide? HOMOcide? Doesn’t that seem a little archaic a word choice in this day and age? “Fag-o-cide” or “butt-pirate-cide” would have just as easily sufficed and without stepping on the well-manicured tootsies of today’s modern queer. Let’s try and stay classy, Los Angeles Police Department.