Chloe Sevigny is Possibly a Man. An Ugly Man.

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Chloe Sevigny is not exactly what I’d call a beautiful woman. Hell, I wouldn’t even call her a good-looking man in drag. She makes Mrs. Doubtfire look like fucking Miss America.

Woody Allen, is that you?

Sean Penn Looks Great

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I don’t know when Kim Cattrall decided to go dark, but it really suits her. I’d say she looks ten years younger as a brunette!

Sean Penn as Robert Smith on the set of This Must Be the Place:

PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin Online

Name That Celebrity: Cross-Dressing Edition

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It’s been a while since we’ve had a good Name That Celebrity, so I’m resurrecting it for today’s cross-dressing edition. It’s a toughie. I have to admit, even I didn’t know who it was when I first saw it, so I’m going to be generous and give you a hint: today’s Name That Celebrity smells of hair plugs and genital stank. Our boy has a real penchant for fornicating. Plus he’s bald. Give him a beer gut and a “My, Those Boobs Look Heavy, May I Hold Them for You?” t-shirt and he’s practically my Uncle Sal. Only Uncle Sal has way too much dignity to have ever starred in something as god-awful as “Alfie.”

The big reveal after the jump

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