We haven’t seen much of Rose McGowan lately, have we? I’m happy to report that Rose has been spending her time wisely, attending “Making and Wearing Oversized Folded Napkins as Dresses” classes at her neighborhood JoAnn’s Fabrics. See, crafts aren’t just for frumpy overweight moms, they’re also for freaky girls who date men who look like butt-ugly women in drag!

Modeling her handiwork at the First Annual Mad Paperball in NYC:

Rihanna showed up to McDonaldland a fashion show in Paris yesterday in this little “Hamburglar meets Whore” ensemble. And now all I can think about is what Mayor McCheese would look like with a boner. Thanks a lot, Rihanna!

Are you one of the many unemployed, collecting your little pathetic unemployment check? Have you had to cut your spending, or are you worrying about losing your house? Well Kate Moss has way bigger problems than you, cupcake! Digital Spy reports,

Kate Moss has said that it would be a “major fashion faux pas” if she wore the same outfit as other stars at an event.

Speaking on upcoming MTV documentary Topshop NYC in 24 Hours, the model told Topshop boss Sir Philip Green that she had to have a unique dress for a launch, The Mirror reports.

Holding a green dress, Moss said: “Don’t you dare let anyone else wear that one. And I did ‘the look’ then. Don’t, because if you do it will be a disaster.

“If we sell too many of these and someone turns up wearing the same dress as me… you might have to take this one off the rack. What if I turn up and there are seven girls in it?”

She added: “We are gonna have to make some calls to make sure I am not turning up in the same dress as 17 other people, which would be a major fashion faux pas.”

If she’s worried about having a unique dress, I’ll gladly volunteer to take care of her wardrobe. There’s this fabulous new material called ForceFlex from the House of Hefty. It’s very clingy and sexy! I also can recommend some great heels from designer Semente Overshoos. Then she can sashay down the catwalk at Pier 14 and party with the fishes.

On her way home after dinner, probably to throw it up when she gets there