Part two of Whitney Houston’s first televised interview in more than seven years airs on today’s Oprah, in which she reveals she regularly smoked marijuana and crack and was “addicted” to ex-husband Bobby Brown. The Daily Mail says

The 46-year-old singer described her drug use, saying it became ‘heavy’ after her 1992 movie ‘The Bodyguard.’ She said she would take marijuana combined with rock cocaine. “You put your marijuana, you lace it, you roll it up and you smoke it,” Houston explained to Winfrey.

“I didn’t do anything without [Bobby]. He was very much in control. I liked that. When he said something, I listened. I was very interested in having someone have that kind of control over me. It was refreshing.

He was my drug,” Houston added.

And everyone knows you don’t just quit a drug cold turkey. You have to be weaned off of it. Like methadone for heroin junkies, or in this case, Jenkem for Bobby Brown addicts. See, your rehab meds have to be spawned from the same chemical family as your actual drug of choice. I figure a big bottle of hot fermented butt hash is about as close as one gets to Bobby Brown’s actual molecular structure without killing inadvertently themselves.

Didn’t think Amy Winehouse could get any more disgusting than she already is? Apparently, you don’t know Amy Winehouse very well. Showbiz Spy says

Amy’s persistent drug use has left the troubled star’s nose so “weak” she is concerned that it’s about to fall off. “Amy knows that her nose is next to fall apart — she admitted to me that it feels weak at the bone,” a source tells Fox News columnist Neil Sean. Amy herself has addressed the issue, [saying] “Yeah, it’s a problem, but it’s my problem so leave it”.

To reiterate, that’s Amy Winehouse with the same rotten teeth, the same pustuled skin and the same ratty hair, only now with a floppy wad of collapsed cartilage where her nose used to be. Picture a hollowed-out ballsack dangling right in the middle of her big ugly mug. If you’ll excuse me, I need to go change my panties now. A girl can only take so much sexiness in one post, you know!