Amy Winehouse Trashes Hotel Room

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Amy Winehouse stayed true to form last weekend, getting so fucked up after a festival gig that she had to be hauled out of her hotel room wrapped in a duvet. According to The Sun

The star, 24 — who binged until 5am after ordering 48 bottles of whiskey for her gig — was wrapped up in the duvet and carried away on a minder’s shoulder after being booted out by hotel bosses.

Amy’s entire entourage were barred from the Wellington Hotel for destroying her room and shouting at staff and guests. The hotel said they caused [$10,000] of damage, burning furniture with cigarette butts and covering carpets with booze.

You could blindfold a baboon with flame-thrower and hand it a paint gun and it still wouldn’t do as much damage to a hotel room as Amy Winehouse drunk. Give it time, though. I’m sure Amy will figure out the power you can wield when throwing your own feces. I know I sure have!

Mary-Kate Headed to Rehab

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Although rumors emerged last month that she was headed to rehab, is Mary-Kate Olsen refusing to acknowledge that she has a drinking problem. According to Star Magazine

The twin was so out of it that she collapsed in a public parking lot and then spent a short time in a holistic health spa to detox. But that didn’t slow her down, and… now she’s out of control and needs more treatment fast!

“Mary-Kate seriously needs to get to rehab, but she doesn’t think she has a problem,” says a source. “She thinks she’s young, hip and entitled to live her life as she sees fit. But it’s affecting everything.

Look, just because people keep telling you that you have a problem doesn’t mean you actually have a problem. If I checked myself into rehab every time my parents or H.R. or the docent at the National Space and Air Museum told me I needed to get my shit together, I’d have spent the last ten years of my life in detox instead of drunk on the couch writing about people I don’t actually know. Think of all the good stuff you guys would have missed!

At the screening of The Wackness:

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At the Late Show with David Letterman:

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