The Nintendo DS Mean Girls game comes out later this month, but one thing you won’t see on the cover is Lindsay Lohan, even though she was technically the star of the movie. When asked for an explanation, Nintendo reportedly held up this picture of Lindsay and said, “She’ll either be dead or sucking some guy’s dick in a sex tape with in the next three months, and then we’d have to go and pull all the games and promotional pieces and rework the cover art. This just saves time.” Lean Six Sigma must have a statistical method or Chi-square test for eliminating the the “coked-out whore” variable. Your job might not be as safe as you think.

Reasons 2-11 that Nintendo didn’t want her on the cover of the game:

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News

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