Hello, my pretties.  It’s Sarah today.  Abby’s wrapped in tinsel and doing unspeakable things with a mall Santa, but she’ll be back on Monday.

So anyway, you know those Duggar people?  The ones who are deep in love with The Jesus and the girls wear four yards of denim each and have all that hair, and the boys all dress like what would happen if the employees at Best Buy were allowed to wear different coloured shirts?  Well, Michelle Duggar gave birth to baby number 18 yesterday, and of course they gave it a lame J-name (complete with jackassy spelling, naturally).  From People:

Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar of Tontitown, Ark., had their eighteenth child Thursday – Jordyn-Grace Makiya, who joins the rest of her J-named siblings.

Jordyn-Grace was born via C-section at Mercy Medical Center in Rogers, weeks before her due date of Jan. 1. She weighed in at 7 lbs, 3 oz and was 20 inches long.

“Mother and baby are resting and doing well,” says a rep for the Duggar family, whose crowded house is featured on the TLC network show 17 Kids & Counting.

18 babies.  EIGHTEEEN.  What does this lady think she is, a human Pez dispenser?  At this point, these people should probably consider just having a Cabbage Patch installed in their backyard.  It would save so much time, really.  At the very least, I hope whichever doctor performed the Caesarean had the common courtesy to sew in a zipper when he closed her back up.  That’s just proactive medicine.