Ed Westwick Has Two New Tattoos

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“Gossip Girl’s” Ed Westwick showed off two brand-new tattoos yesterday, and I already know what you’re thinking — who the hell watches fucking “Gossip Girl?” Well, based on my research, 14-year old girls, gay male adolescents, and people who turned it to the CW early Monday night because “One Tree Hill” was coming on next and they didn’t want to miss it. My research also indicates that Ed could have just tattooed “faggot” and “asswipe” on either shoulder and still got his message across, but with half of the needle time. Lean Six Sigma can suck it!

Looking like a giant queef on the Gossip Girl set last week:

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