Hey, AnnaLynne — The Breakfast Club called. They said you were late for the eighties.

Arriving at Wendy Williams earlier this week:

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Now you finally have an answer to that old joke: what do you get when you cross Madonna with a horse? No, I meant besides pages 6, 24, and 83-87 of her Sex book (although page 85 is a technically a donkey if you look close enough). The trick is not to interpret the question literally. Then the joke’s not funny at all. Kind of like this post, if you really think about it. Looks like the joke’s on you, suckas!

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Boy, the the lead guitarist from Poison has really let himself go. Who would have thought the years would have been so unkind to someone as talented as C.C. DeVille?

Look what the cat dragged in (get it?):

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To mole or not to mole: that is the question on the set of the Sex And The City sequel. The Daily Mail says

[After] the actress had a procedure last summer to have her famous mole removed, it seems the make-up artists on set have had their work cut out for them.

While filming yesterday, the brown beauty mark could clearly be seen back in place on her chin, which seems to have been applied for continuity.

Parker was filming a flashback scene yesterday as she stepped into an Eighties outfit of skinny jeans, an off-the-shoulder jump and Converse trainers, complete with permed hair… depicting the then-twentysomething character’s arrival in New York in the Eighties.

Well, fan of the mole or not, I think we can all agree on one thing here: Dee Snider from Twisted Sister has never looked more beautiful. Zing!

“Buck Melanoma. Moley Russell’s wart. Not her wart. I’m… I’m the wart. She’s my tumor”:

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