I don’t know what the hell is wrong with the idiots over at Maxim, but they somehow managed to convince Eliza Dushku to do their March ‘09 issue and then proceeded to fuck it up in just about every way possible.  She’s not even as naked as in those recent Dollhouse promo stills, and whatever they did with makeup and airbrushing makes her look kinda not like herself.  She’s still hot because she’s Eliza Dushku and she’d be hot even if you painted her orange and put her in a bikini made of hot-glued bottle caps, but this whole thing could’ve gone so much better.

Anyway, these are low quality and there are only a few of them, but what do you bitches want from me? I give and I give, and it is NEVER ENOUGH for you.

I’m pretty sure this is what heaven is supposed to look like. Except, you know, topless.

Pictures from Spike TV’s 2008 Video Game Awards:

Marisa Miller:

Stacy Keibler:

Eliza Dushku:

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I don’t even know what the CNN Heroes All-Star Tribute is, but I guess it happened or something.  I could look it up, but I hate CNN and have boycotted them since they fired Chez Pazienza, so I refuse to even go to their site to find out.  Besides, I don’t need to, because what matters here is Salma Hayek and her magnificent rack.  Her dress is meh, but her chest is mind-boggling.  Jessica Biel and Eliza Dushku were also there, and they both looked hot as hell.  Jessica’s dress is weird.  I think I like it.  The bodice is a really unusual colour that would probably look like neon snot on most people, but it looks great on her.  I also love everything that is going on with Eliza Dushku.

Salma Hayek:

Jessica Biel:

Eliza Dushku: