Australian supermodel Elle MacPherson took home something called the “World Career Award” at the Women’s World Awards in Vienna yesterday, the very same day I won the “Right to Remain Silent Award” for driving a car with expired tags and a half-ounce of weed under the driver’s seat. Fortunately, what my award might have lacked in pomp and circumstance it more than made up for with the use of tasers and K-9 units. Some might even call it 2009’s Affair to Remember!

At the Women’s World Award show:

And for old times’ sake, topless in ‘95:

PHOTO SOURCE: Big Pictures

Since pretty much 75% of celebrities are at the beach this week, this afternoon is going to be a cavalcade of cleavage for your viewing pleasure.  First up: Elle Macpherson is nearly 46 years old, but you’d never know it by looking at her.  Here she is off the coast of Sydney, Australia yesterday, rocking everyone’s socks off in a contraption made from half a bandanna and some Kaballah string.  She’s like a swimwear MacGyver!

Is it just me, or did The Faces of Meth just get a Elle of a lot sexier? Ha ha! Get it? Because her name is Elle, and it rhymes with… really? Okay then, fuck you, too.

One more of supermodel Elle MacPherson’s “Friday Night Project” extreme makeover after the jump, you ungrateful bastards.

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