The Daily Mail got a hold of some pictures of Grey’s Anatomy actress Ellen Pompeo sporting what seems to an extra digit one of her feet. It sure looks like she’s got a sixth toe to me, but then I found some more pictures of her in the same shoes where it looks like she’s only got five. I tried zooming in 200% and adjusting the contrast and shadows on those pics, but I still couldn’t really tell one way or the other. It was at that point I realized I’d spent the last half hour scrutinizing pictures of Ellen Pompeo’s feet, so then I just stared at myself in the mirror while holding a gun to my temple, wondering where it all went so terribly wrong. I went to college, you know!

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D-listers galore have spawned this week — “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” star Sarah Michelle Gellar, “Grey’s Anatomy” actress Ellen Pompeo, and sometimes-model-turned-Jude-Law’s-drunken-bootycall Samantha Burke all gave birth within the last four days. People magazine says

Sarah Michelle Prinze and husband Freddie Prinze Jr. welcomed their daughter Charlotte Grace Prinze on Saturday, Sept. 19. This is the first child for the couple.

They go on to say

Jude Law is a father – again.

Samantha Burke, the 24-year-old aspiring actress whom Law met while filming Sherlock Holmes in New York City last year, gave birth to a daughter Tuesday night.

And even more blahbitty blah blah blah:

It’s a girl for Ellen Pompeo!

The Grey’s Anatomy star, 39, welcomed a daughter, Stella Luna Pompeo Ivery, on Sept. 15 in Los Angeles.

Ugh, the only way this post could be any more boring is if it were read aloud by Wilford fucking Brimley and somehow translated into bean curd and denture adhesive.