Since the power of her bouncing titties did naught to keep her man, Katy Perry is turning to cookery to keep a man satisfied. Now all she needs is a third tit and she’d be nigh unstoppable. Says Digital Spy,

Katy Perry has reportedly spent $50,000 (£31,000) on cookery classes.

The popstar bought the culinary lessons during a charity auction at Sir Elton John’s Oscars viewing party on Sunday.

The event in Beverly Hills saw the ‘I Kissed A Girl’ singer go up against movie producer Steve Tisch for the prize.

Although Tisch had offered up a higher bid of $80,000 for the lessons conducted by celebrity chef Cat Cora, he decided to share the item with Perry in the end.

An insider told Us: “Katy emptied her purse out jokingly for the cameras before she and Steve agreed to share the prize for $100,000. Katy got up and hugged him delightedly.”

$100,000 to a charitable cause might sound like a good idea, but I feel sorry for that chef. Something tells me that she might be a little upset when Katy gets bored with the science of cooking and spends her time dipping her fingers in the crème fraîche and licking it off, or making suggestive motions with English cucumbers.

At Sir Elton John’s Oscar party with Adam Lambert and Dita von Teese:


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