Kris Humphries is willing to go to court to get back the 20.5 carat diamond Lorraine Schwartz ring he gave to ex-wife (of 72 days) Kim Kardashian, who thus far has refused to return it. Radar Online says:

The basketball player scored a huge discount on the massive bauble, which was valued at a retail price of $2 million, but he still splashed out a cool $750,000 of his hard earned cash for the ring.

“Kris is adamant that he wants the ring back,” a source close to the situation [says]. “And it’s becoming a real sticking point between his and Kim’s attorneys. She has made it plain that she has no intention of returning it though and feels she is within her legal right to refuse as she went through with the wedding. However, Kris contends that the marriage was a total sham and that Kim only wed him for publicity so therefore she has no right to keep such an expensive gift.

“Kris doesn’t understand why Kim would even want to keep the ring anyway. It obviously has no sentimental value as she has publicly declared their wedding as ‘a huge mistake,’ so why doesn’t she just return it to him?”

Why? Because it will be worth twice as much when she sells it on Ebay under the guise of doing it for charity but actually retaining 90% of the profits, that’s why. The Kardashian business model never deviates.

Get a black jumpsuit like Kim’s here from Zac Posen. Maybe you could also find a mortician to do your makeup. Then you’d be twinsies!

This is the first really clear shot of the engagement ring Brad Pitt spent a year designing with jeweler Robert Procop for his new bride-to-be, Angelina Jolie. The Daily Mail says:

Procop said: ‘Brad had a specific vision for this ring. He wanted every aspect of it to be perfect. Brad was always heavily involved [in] overseeing every aspect of the design evolution, [insisting on a] diamond of the finest quality cut to an exact custom size and shape to suite Angelina’s hand.”

Experts estimate the ring cost around $250,000.

Wait, did you catch that? Angie’s ring only cost a quarter of a million dollars, but you’ll remember he spent HALF a million on the ring he designed for ex-wife Jennifer Aniston. Oh, you didn’t remember that? Yeah, me neither. Good thing Jen called up Us Magazine to remind them, then! Yahoo News says:

It looks like Pitt, 48, has gotten a bit more conservative when it comes down to the price tag. Back in 1999, Aniston’s ring, which she debuted during a Sting concert in NYC, was estimated to be worth around $500,000; jewelry expert Michael O’Connor quoted Jolie’s ring to be somewhere around $250,000.

This is probably the best day that Jennifer Aniston’s had since the first reviews of “The Tourist” came in. It’s the little victories in life that keep us from killing ourselves.

Kelly Brook in some new bikini pics because close-ups of engagement rings don’t make your pants feel funny:

Star Magazine has been cranking out this story every couple of months for the last four years, but this time it’s for real — Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are really, truly, actually engaged. People magazine says:

“Yes, it’s confirmed,” Pitt’s manager [said]. “It is a promise for the future and their kids are very happy. There‚Äôs no date set at this time.”

Wow, such a romantic statement on their impending nuptials. So dry and devoid of joy. I guess “We placated the kids with a stupid fucking ring so they would shut the hell up about a wedding already” just wouldn’t look as nice cross-stitched on a sampler.

At the 3rd Annual Women In The World Summit in NY last month:

Miley Cyrus was spotted wearing what appeared to be an engagement ring for the second day in a row when she took the red carpet at the Muhammed Ali Celebrity Fight Night Gala in Phoenix last night. I was gonna pretend to give a shit, but it’s two-thirty in the fucking morning and I’m drunk on shitty dessert wine and I wish I were doing anything other than talking about Miley fucking Cyrus right now. The Daily Mail says:

The 19-year-old made sure photographers got a good shot of the sparkler last night… with boyfriend Liam Hemsworth by her side.

Miley placed her hands on her hips providing the perfect angle for shot of the ring.

I know what you’re thinking, but marriages between nineteen-year-olds sometimes work out. They’re called “Mormons.”

About a year ago, Halle Berry was photographed wearing a ring on her left ring finger, prompting media outlets to speculate that boyfriend Olivier Martinez had proposed. Except he hadn’t. MSN says:

The twice-divorced star, 45, was snapped this week wearing an emerald-like ring on her left hand, which may or may not be the same decorative piece of jewelry she had on when the initial reports circulated in January of 2011. At the time, her rep insisted the ring was one of her own, not a bended-knee offering from her squinty-eyed French amour.

Halle’s spokesperson did not respond to our request for comment on this latest round of engagement whispers.

So that’s it. Halle Berry chose to wear a ring that she already owned on her left ring finger. Again. It meant nothing a year ago; it means nothing now. Completely pointless. Honestly, people, “Halle Berry engaged” was the big thing trending this afternoon. It’s not my fault if you can’t bother to google anything interesting.

Halle with daughter Nahla in Beverly Hills last week:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

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