Despite rumors that their engagement is off, Brian Austin Green insists that he and Megan Fox are as happy as ever. He told Us Weekly

“We’re solid. We’ve lived together for three years. We have tattoos of each other’s names. We have more time away from each other right now than we’d like. [We're] rescuing pets from pet stores. We have a potbellied pig, we have dogs, two cats, two birds a squirrel. And Megan wants a leopard - that’ll never happen!”

You have the feeling that he was saying everything really fast and rocking back and forth the whole time he was talking and gesturing to an empty chair and saying, “Isn’t that right Megan? Right, sweetie?” And then maybe compulsively wiping the sweat of his face and blinking really fast before bursting into maniacal laughter that gave way to anguished sobbing.

At Fred Segal in West Hollywood Tuesday: