Dallas pilot Jake Pavelka revealed on last night’s Bachelor finale that he will be starring on the tenth season of ABC’s “Dancing with the Stars,” along with some other equally D-list has-beens and nobodies. People Magazine says

[The season ten cast includes] astronaut Buzz Aldrin, reality star Kate Gosselin, Olympic gold medalist Evan Lysacek, actresses [Shannon] Doherty and [Pamela] Anderson, Pussycat Dolls star Nicole Scherzinger, soap star Aiden Turner, NFL star Chad Ochocinco, ESPN’s Erin Andrews, and actress-comedian Niecy Nash.

The new Dancing season kicks off March 22 on ABC.

Well, the good news is that Kate Gosselin already has her very own Asian sweatshop at her disposal. That ought to save the DWTS costume department a fortune in lycra-polyester blends and manual labor.

I haven’t posted about the naked video of ESPN’s Erin Carter — mostly because I don’t enjoy being threatened and sued for large sums of money — but I now feel legally secure enough to report that the video does exist, and that it’s probably the handywork one of ESPN’s own people. According to TMZ

The Peeping Tom who secretly videotaped Erin Andrews in her hotel room as the ESPN reporter walked around naked, not having a clue she was being watched, may be connected with the coverage of athletic events.

Four of the clips were shot in the same hotel. In the first hotel, the peephole is round… Erin is naked, curling her hair while looking into a mirror. In the second hotel, the peephole is jagged… [and] Erin is naked, ironing a pair of pants. The furniture in the two hotel rooms is completely different.

The videos raise the suspicion that the person who shot them may have been familiar with her work schedule and may have been traveling with her.

Whoever this guy is, my lawyer and I firmly agree that he should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. My lawyer and I also agree that we never endorsed nor put up links to any of the videos and that you can never have too much coverage when it comes to Notre Dame and USC football, no matter how many national titles the crybaby Southeastern Conference rakes up. ESPN — the unquestioned leader in Sports Infotainment!