Whitney Houston’s biological daughter Bobbi Kristina and her “adopted son” Nick Gordon went public with their relationship by shoving their tongues down each other’s throats in front of a bunch of paparazzi cameras outside a pizzeria in Atlanta yesterday. I should point out that “adopted son” is in quotation marks because Whitney never legally adopted Nick, but legally adopted or not, he still lived with them for the last ten years, called Whitney “mom” and was known as “Brudder” to Bobbi Kristina. Which means this whole thing is just fucking weird. Radar Online says:

Aside from the PDA Bobbi appeared to be wearing a diamond ring on her left hand, adding validity to [reports] that the two are engaged.

“Nick proposed to Krissy on March 10, and she said yes,” a family friend told Star. “Krissy said Nick is the only person she trusts in the world. They have a very deep connection.

While Nick and Bobbi, 19, usually referred to each other as ‘baby sis’ and ‘brudder,’ Nick confirmed their new relationship on Twitter saying, “Yeah we got a little closer and what!!!”

Yeeeah! Fun Fact: Now you know exactly what “Flowers in the Attic” would have been like if it had been written and produced by Tyler Perry.

Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton on Victoria’s Secret Very Sexy Tour in NY on Tuesday, because they’re clearly in a relationship that is NOT unnatural and weird:

Victoria’s Secret supermodels Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton were aptly dressed for the launch of their latest Angel fragrance and the Dream Angels bra at the Victoria’s Secret in SoHo yesterday. All I know is if I’m ever on the operating table and I code, this better damn well be what I see when I go into the light. Anything else will make heaven a giant disappointment.

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

Apologies for the lack of updates yesterday. Hurricane Irene knocked out the power, so I’ve been living without TV or the internet for the last three days, like an animal. I hope these pics of Erin Heatherton modeling Victoria’s Secret sportswear make up for it. If it doesn’t, fuck you. I’ve been forced to defecate in the corners of my house like a feral cat and drink Early Times all day long for the last 72 hours straight, so think about that before you get all huffy. And yes, I was technically already doing that before we lost power, but I could at least still see what I was doing then. Drinking and going to the bathroom in the dark is a lot harder than it sounds. Particularly if you do them in that order.

Bonus video of her modeling the line after the jump:

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Know what’s better than one post about Erin Heatherton? Two posts about Erin Heatherton, of course! I also would have accepted “wearing Erin Heatherton’s ass like a hat” or “the power of invisibility,” but since I’m not technically a wizard (yet), one more post is the best you’re gonna get from me today.

More bikini goodness after the jump:

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We could talk about unfathomably boring things like Jennifer Aniston’s baby plans and that one-hit wonder that got mugged and hit buy a taxi yesterday, or we could look at these pictures of Victoria’s Secret model Erin Heatherton in her bikini. I guess I’m just gonna have to go with my gut on this one.

More pics after the jump:

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Victoria’s Secret’s latest addition Erin Heatherton goes topless in next month’s issue of Elle Russia, which would be great if the pics weren’t taken with a day-glo filter that maximized visible sun damage. It’s like 1984 and malignant melanoma had an acid flashback while somebody snapped pictures.

I’m going to do things a little backwards today and start with the S.S. because the Victoria’s Secret fashion show was last night, and it’s the best thing you’re gonna see all day. Trust me, it’s all downhill from here. Kinda like my life for the last fifteen years.

UPDATE: Moving this to the top of the page so you can abuse it all weekend. You’re welcome!

Ana Beatriz Barros, Selita Ebanks, Erin Heatherton and Isabel Goulart after the jump.

Heidi Klum:

Alessandra Ambrosio:

Miranda Kerr:

Marisa Miller and Doutzen Kroes:

PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin

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