Olympic skier Lindsay Vonn poses as Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct for the cover of ESPN magazine’s “Movie Spectacular,” but before you break out the Jergens and Kleenex, you should know there’s no (NSFW) money shot. Long story short, it’s basically the movie-reenactment equivalent of being served a lukewarm O’Doul’s. Bottoms up!
Tiger Woods gave his first interview since his November car crash and subsequent sex scandal to ESPN’s Sports Center Sunday night, but don’t get too excited, because he didn’t say anything he hadn’t already said before. People magazine reports
“I was living a life of a lie, I really was,” a sober-sounding Woods told ESPN [in the five-minute interview]. “Stripping away denial and rationalization you start coming to the truth of who you really are and that can be very ugly.”
“I hurt [my wife and mother] the most,” he said. “Those are the two people in my life who I’m closest to – and to say the things that I’ve done truthfully to them was very painful.
But why not seek help sooner? Said Woods: “I didn’t know I was that bad.”
“I’m a little nervous about [playing at the Masters April 8th], to be honest with you. It would be nice to hear a couple claps here and there,” Woods said.
“[But] I’m excited to get back and play, I’m excited to get to see the guys again,” Woods said. “But still, I still have a lot more treatment to do, and just because I’m playing, doesn’t mean [I will] stop going to treatment.”
Jesus, what a waste of five minutes of Sports Center. That was so scripted and vanilla, it could have been an episode of fucking Barney. But now for some more interesting news: Tiger has sicc’ed his lawyers on a company that has been selling sex toys using his likeness (see photo of one of the products here). Believe me, they didn’t let the last name “Woods” go to waste. According to TMZ
Tiger’s lawyer sent [a letter] to Pipedream Products — the company that is selling a line of Tiger sex toys, including blow-up Tiger sex dolls, giant condoms and a number of filthy items we won’t even try to describe.
Tiger’s lawyer demands Pipedream stop selling the porno products, recall all items that have already been distributed and then destroy or dispose them “in a manner and at a time as directed by Tiger Woods.”
I can’t believe ESPN would put Ugly Wanda on the cover of their ‘Body Issue,’ because Jamie Foxx isn’t even a real athlete. He only played one in “Any Given Sunday.” That’s fraud, buddy!
I haven’t posted about the naked video of ESPN’s Erin Carter — mostly because I don’t enjoy being threatened and sued for large sums of money — but I now feel legally secure enough to report that the video does exist, and that it’s probably the handywork one of ESPN’s own people. According to TMZ
The Peeping Tom who secretly videotaped Erin Andrews in her hotel room as the ESPN reporter walked around naked, not having a clue she was being watched, may be connected with the coverage of athletic events.
Four of the clips were shot in the same hotel. In the first hotel, the peephole is round… Erin is naked, curling her hair while looking into a mirror. In the second hotel, the peephole is jagged… [and] Erin is naked, ironing a pair of pants. The furniture in the two hotel rooms is completely different.
The videos raise the suspicion that the person who shot them may have been familiar with her work schedule and may have been traveling with her.
Whoever this guy is, my lawyer and I firmly agree that he should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. My lawyer and I also agree that we never endorsed nor put up links to any of the videos and that you can never have too much coverage when it comes to Notre Dame and USC football, no matter how many national titles the crybaby Southeastern Conference rakes up. ESPN — the unquestioned leader in Sports Infotainment!
