Ever heard that old joke that goes, “What’s better than a supermodel in a swimsuit?” Well, just so you know, the answer is supposed to be “SIX supermodels in a swimsuit.” If you answer “A pocket full of roofies and a hand-held video camera,” everyone stars staring at you all weird and covering their drinks.

From V Magazine’s first ever swimsuit issue starring Kate Moss, Gisele Bundchen, Claudia Schiffer, Naomi Campbell, Eva Herzigova, and Daria Werbowy:

Remember how hot Czech model Eva Herzigova looked in her famous “Hello, Boys” Wonderbra campaign back in the day? Not so much the case now. It’s like the stand-in for that prostitute Charlize Theron played in “Monster” was implanted with a xylophone and left in the oven on “broil” for too long. I don’t know whether I want to offer her a couple of rocks for a little Greek action or just tap out “Mary Had a Little Lamb” on her sternum.

Vacationing with boyfriend Gregorio in the Caribbean:

Second take on your summer supererogative, boys and girls: today’s mighty vessel is the former Wonderbra model known as Eva Herzigova. You remember — “Hello, boys!” On second thought, maybe that should read “Goodbye, boys!” Like, “We’re heading south for the winter!” The “wonder” in “wonderbra” must have been less of an adjective and more of a underwire-reinforced triple foam padding enhancer.

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